I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
She looked at me (and her eyes were as wide as the sea)
She said: Can you swim?
I replied: No, But I know how to drown.
Most Creative People Tend to be Both Introverted and Extroverted
Knitting a Harry Potter House scarf on the sidelines or looking ridiculously awesome playing Quidditch on the field; which sounds better? To a lot of us, both do. Just at different times. For instance, you just downed a huge Monster energy drink. Chances are, Quidditch with normal household brooms sounds pretty epic. Just got home from work? Yes, let’s knit a scarf!
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